While getting a bit carried away following my abstract patterns of thought coupled with google image search over my lunch today, i stumbled upon this site, which got me wondering why people do incredibly dull stuff, like collect scale models of the sort of supermarket trucks that spend their time going up and down the motorways… i mean, the gesture’s nice, to sorta commend these people for delivering my giant bags of pasta to sainsbury’s, but i really don’t believe that’s what they’re in it for.

Anyway, i digress. It got me wondering what other incredibly dull / bizarre stuff there is out there on the internet, the sorta stuff that you’re left staring at for the next 10mins just thinking “why?”, cos i do cross this sorta junk in my current life as an interbum a lot these days… but i thought instead of racking my brains for some more examples, i’d just ask the zoo that is dogsonacid for some of their crossings. and damn did they provide the goods.

DJ Grum came up with the whole cult behind eddie stobart lorries, and inparticularly, he found the world’s only Stobart Reliant in the world.

Eschelon asked “how other amish folks can browse the latest trends, fashions etc” on amish.com

And lastly, Gormo found this gem; pylon of the month home page.

i want to give DJ Lino a mention too for the comment “god that’s so boring” about a scale model of a halford’s lorry too.

my ‘hospital specialist’ tshirt has been finalised, not sure if i’m allowed to show it to the public yet, so i’ll leave anyone who actually reads this page hanging in anticipation for now. not sure if there’s much else to report on, other than work that i shouldn’t tell you about.

i’ll leave you with the thought that john b actually doesn’t do any work, but spends his time browsing ebay for boobs! i think if this scene doesn’t inflate enough for me to be able to start publishing my dnb trashmag entitled slander, i might have to just start up a second slanderblog. keep it thursday.