{"id":67,"date":"2004-11-21T12:00:57","date_gmt":"2004-11-21T11:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trickartt.com\/notes\/?p=67"},"modified":"2018-11-19T14:21:36","modified_gmt":"2018-11-19T14:21:36","slug":"hippo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/2004\/11\/hippo\/","title":{"rendered":"Hippo."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"oldstyle\">\n<div class=\"inoldstyle\">it&#8217;s a man. in a pink hippo suit. with meat glued to his feet. clutching a ladel. in a cornfield.<\/p>\n<p>0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-23\" title=\"hippolad\" src=\"http:\/\/trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/hippolad.jpg\" alt=\"hippolad\" width=\"400\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/hippolad.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/hippolad-290x300.jpg 290w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>he longs for pudding. i&#8217;ve been drawing nonsense as a means of anti-stress. i like it.<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s a man. in a pink hippo suit. with meat glued to his feet. clutching a ladel. in a cornfield. 0 he longs for pudding. i&#8217;ve been drawing nonsense as a means of anti-stress. i like it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sC5Eo-hippo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3438,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/3438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}