{"id":2845,"date":"2016-01-09T11:12:33","date_gmt":"2016-01-09T11:12:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/?p=2845"},"modified":"2018-11-19T11:08:15","modified_gmt":"2018-11-19T11:08:15","slug":"the-little-yellow-journal-of-another-trip-to-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/2016\/01\/the-little-yellow-journal-of-another-trip-to-america\/","title":{"rendered":"The Little Yellow Journal of Another Trip To America"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another winter has been spent being bewildered in the States! This year I encountered (beside all the usual bigotry, gun worship and emotionally manipulative advertising) the fattest chihuahua I had ever seen, mailboxes that looked like they were alive, and a different take on the self-service vending machine. I ate an obscene amount of tacos too, for all meals of the day. You can&#8217;t do that in Britain!<\/p>\n<p>And then I flew home, and wondered what just happened. Here&#8217;s how it looked through my eyes:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1256\" height=\"2219\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/21.jpg 1256w, https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/21-250x442.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/21-768x1357.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/21-570x1007.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1256px) 100vw, 1256px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>After the fold are all the old direct links, for posterity&#8217;s sake. <!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BASi7q0xYxY\/\">Today I saw a sign outside the local high school about a Guinea pig being found on the premises. I figure either it was a Guinea pig with a thirst for knowledge, or something like this happened<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BAQKYmPxY6A\/\">Here is a picture of Chewbacca twiddling his thumbs to illustrate how indifferent I feel about Star Wars<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BANlgppxY-Z\/\">Healthy choice<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BAK0YkeRY3P\/\">High Fidel-ity<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BAIQ1JGRY02\/\">Fenced meats<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BAFUuJTRY3R\/\">Sheets<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BAC7fOYxY2L\/\">Return to sender<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BABEEnqRY1j\/\">Carpet bombing<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_-hydQRY9X\/\">Happy New Year everyone! Here&#8217;s a bobcat in a party hat!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_8NDqJRY1M\/\">Rummage sale<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_5xos5RY-A\/\">Hoverboard<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_3FHlexY6o\/\">Faheaters for dinner<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_0QzoYxY-4\/\">Hamtasia<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_w_kg9RY8Y\/\">Fruit of the chicken<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_vK8F0xY45\/\">Santana Claus<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_sq2bAxYwi\/\">Lesser-spotted drive-thru mailbox<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_qBL4bRY_X\/\">Washeteria<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_nPBVAxYyZ\/\">A shadow afraid of its own cat<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_k3s-txY_W\/\">Scooter<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_hzTtVRY2Z\/\">\u00a1Ay chihuahua!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_f6yn2xY1y\/\">Land of no helmets<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_dX6ynRY2e\/\">Cereal offender<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_afOwYRY9c\/\">There are these signs all over the neighbourhood here that simply say STOP the PUD<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_XkESuRYwm\/\">Getting into a pickle<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_Vsx9KRY75\/\">One for tonight&#8217;s GOP debate: it&#8217;s Ted Cruz<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_S3aFCRY0F\/\">Drip coffee<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_QLsU-xYzQ\/\">All-porpoise glue<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/_MEI-uxY4A\/\">See you on the other side!<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another winter has been spent being bewildered in the States! This year I encountered (beside all the usual bigotry, gun worship and emotionally manipulative advertising) the fattest chihuahua I had ever seen, mailboxes that looked like they were alive, and a different take on the self-service vending machine. I ate an obscene amount of tacos [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2848,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[49,504,47,231,412,408,466,468,106,467,505,48,503,337],"class_list":["post-2845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sced","tag-america","tag-artwork","tag-austin","tag-daily","tag-doodle","tag-drawing","tag-idea","tag-pilot-v7","tag-post-it","tag-sketch","tag-sticky-notes","tag-texas","tag-usa","tag-yellow"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/decembernotes.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pC5Eo-JT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2845"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2845"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3334,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2845\/revisions\/3334"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}