{"id":2699,"date":"2015-07-23T13:22:18","date_gmt":"2015-07-23T12:22:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/?p=2699"},"modified":"2018-11-19T11:17:11","modified_gmt":"2018-11-19T11:17:11","slug":"the-sports-music-flip-flop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/2015\/07\/the-sports-music-flip-flop\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sports-Music Flip-flop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The middle of the calendar year on the edges of June and July is always a strange time of year in the world of Ricky Trickartt. I spend the entire year listening to music and staring blankly at people enthusing about sports, then along comes summer and all I want to do is listen to Wimbledon and hear nothing about Glastonbury. It&#8217;s a bit topsy-turvy. Accordingly, several of this month&#8217;s dailies have been at least tangentially related to tennis. <\/p>\n<p>My personal favourite of this month was the <a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/4kY9pdRY-5\/\" title=\"Dog dip\">Dog Dip<\/a> (not tennis-related). It took me a few goes to get it right, but I look at it and think it&#8217;s pretty perfect now. It&#8217;s a picture of a big fluffy dog who had been wading in the river, and didn&#8217;t look nearly as bulky once the water had wetted down his fur.<\/p>\n<p>By far the biggest hit this month was <a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/5KpVy3xY3X\/\" title=\"Kim Jong-Kardashian\">Kim Jong-Kardashian<\/a>. It was a bit of an obvious idea I had rattling around in my head for a while, and it took me a while to figure it out. Once I did, I found it a bit disturbing, and fully expected it to tank accordingly, but it got way more likes and comments than I would&#8217;ve ever expected.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/15.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1256\" height=\"2219\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/15.jpg 1256w, https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/15-250x442.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/15-768x1357.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/15-570x1007.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1256px) 100vw, 1256px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>People tell me that one day something I come up with is going to go truly viral. I guess it could, but I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m good enough at the &#8216;social&#8217; part of social networking. Or the &#8216;networking&#8217; part of social networking.<\/p>\n<p>After the fold are all the old direct links, for posterity&#8217;s sake. <!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/5efIpOxY5E\/\">My girlfriend told me she resents the fact that all it takes for me to feel like I&#8217;m on holiday is a sniff of some sunscreen<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/5c4KkkRY5g\/\">Turntable and mixer<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/5aU5kHRY0m\/\">The abdominable snowman<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/5XrnZixY2D\/\">Turkish mixed emotions<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/5VTtdCxY2q\/\">Water Vespa<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/5S19KvxY_v\/\">A wolf of bread<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/5QCl6XRY_K\/\">Toucan play at that game<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/5NQX-JRYyG\/\">Tuba diver<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/5KpVy3xY3X\/\">Kim Jong-Kardashian<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/5IV2QPRY5X\/\">Nuclear detergent<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/5FvqeUxY8X\/\">Pope on a soap<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/5Crt8HxY_e\/\">The umpire strikes back<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/5As4FCRY84\/\">Go team!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/47gfGvRYzc\/\">A-pollo 11<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/447w-IRY5i\/\">Pollo Ralph Lauren<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/42VKX-xY7b\/\">Franking machine<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/4zx-qkRY7o\/\">Onion attack<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/4xNuQVxY_I\/\">They&#8217;ll melt in there<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/4ursznxY0d\/\">Beef surrender<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/4sKWMTxY1s\/\">Here she is<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/4pc3bxRY5e\/\">UMPIRE SMASH<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/4m_r3WxY-7\/\">Here come the lizards<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/4kY9pdRY-5\/\">Dog dip<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/4h1ikRxY_g\/\">Bell tower<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/4ey7UTxY6h\/\">Bedspread for a cat<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/4cdsiIxYxA\/\">&#x1f346;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/4aCSalxYx1\/\">The many faces of Erno<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/4XKLzARY6o\/\">&#8220;He did pass the hamburger meat. He shouldn&#8217;t have done it. He apologised for it&#8221;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The middle of the calendar year on the edges of June and July is always a strange time of year in the world of Ricky Trickartt. 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