{"id":2638,"date":"2015-04-02T10:49:09","date_gmt":"2015-04-02T09:49:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/?p=2638"},"modified":"2018-11-19T11:22:45","modified_gmt":"2018-11-19T11:22:45","slug":"dear-diary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/2015\/04\/dear-diary\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Diary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Diary,<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a little longer than your typical gregorian month since my last roundup. This is because I went on a deep-south roadtrip in March &#8211; when we hit the forests of Arkansas the internets were all gone, and by the time we made it to New Orleans, I was too busy stuffing my face with beignets to send a daily dispatch. Yes, I had a lovely time!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been having a fun time beyond the roadtrip too &#8211; aside from the computer crashes and the start of British political silly season, I&#8217;ve been imagining salami tsunamis, astronaut bunnies, pirate dachshunds, and illustrating a story about a cat who was ambushed by cayenne pepper. Cool!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1256\" height=\"2219\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/11.jpg 1256w, https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/11-250x442.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/11-768x1357.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/11-570x1007.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1256px) 100vw, 1256px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Until next time, oh fair internet!<\/p>\n<p>After the fold are all the old direct links, for posterity&#8217;s sake. <!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/08jmG1RY2K\/\">Milking carousel, aka dairy-go-round<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/06CA25RYy-\/\">Egg<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/03Yrq3RY4F\/\">It&#8217;s former U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/000EUQRYzv\/\">Cayenne<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/0yaqwsRY_Z\/\">Shake Shack Shit Show<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/0usdaIRY1A\/\">Jeremy congratulates himself on last night&#8217;s job well done<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/0tJIvoxY0l\/\">Gendarme<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/0qk7v0RY07\/\">As opposed to Regular John Silver<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/0oBv61xY79\/\">Steakboarding<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/0lgeVsxYw2\/\">Teraflops<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/0i2Tl0xY5v\/\">Plod<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/0gcVdPRYzx\/\">Only you<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/0dykstRY3V\/\">Salami tsunami<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/0ayfzORYxb\/\">Winter people<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/0YfAmGxY7V\/\">Budgie 2015<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/0V3o2oxY5p\/\">Pioneer<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/0TXei4RY3I\/\">I went to New Orleans last week and found an Ignatius hot dog cart<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/z_LayhxY_7\/\">Trippin&#8217;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/z5_x2mxYyh\/\">Wolf Blitzer<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/z3_PNwxY_G\/\">Chicago concierge<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/z0ElgsxY7h\/\">London in the daytime is so black and white<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/zxmFlsRY8q\/\">The bends<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/zvg7I2xY4v\/\">It&#8217;s not a Rorschach test, baby &#8211; it&#8217;s a chopper<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/zsTkMSRY1u\/\">Watching a computer crash is nothing like watching a car crash<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/zqEZkAxY7L\/\">It&#8217;s New York mobster Tony Ducks<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/zndj7LxY4A\/\">Prison break<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/zkvbGGxYyr\/\">On Facebook, nobody believes you&#8217;re a horse<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/ziRjM8RY-y\/\">Gym Rats<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Diary, It&#8217;s been a little longer than your typical gregorian month since my last roundup. This is because I went on a deep-south roadtrip in March &#8211; when we hit the forests of Arkansas the internets were all gone, and by the time we made it to New Orleans, I was too busy stuffing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[231,412,411,106,410],"class_list":["post-2638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sced","tag-daily","tag-doodle","tag-illustration","tag-post-it","tag-salami"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pC5Eo-Gy","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2638"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2638"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3356,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2638\/revisions\/3356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trickartt.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}